Little Georgie watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Georgie found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, “Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane……..” [Read more...]

You know you live in 2007 when…

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2) you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years

3) The real reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don’t have a screen name

4) you’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.

6) your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
Cool as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends

9) and.. you were to busy to notice number 5.

10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5

11) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1)

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how
many will be left?”
She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”

The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then little RALPHY says, “I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
licking the sides of the
triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.  The third is
biting off the top of the
ice cream.  Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s
gobbled down the top
and sucked the cone.”

To which Little RALPHY replied, “The correct answer is ‘the one with the
wedding ring on,” but I
like your thinking.” lolz

~DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN…

“DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!”

“Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button.”

“Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.”

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: ‘You’ve Got Mail’!

hehehe hope you get the joke, just for laugh… c”,)

BILL GATES RECRUITS A NEW CHAIRMAN

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new
Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is
MARIO DIMACULANGAN.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to
lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more
than 100 people may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody but myself, but I
have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?’
So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may
leave.

500 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ‘I left high school at 15 but what have I got
to lose?’
So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo -
Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of Serbo -
Croat but what do I have to lose?’
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone
else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only
two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have
have a conversation together in that language.’

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `Ano ba yan, dong?’

The other candidate answers ‘Ewan ko , pare.’

hehehe hope you get the joke, just for laugh… c”,)