You know you live in 2007 when…
1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years
3) The real reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don’t have a screen name
4) you’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the tv.
6) your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling
Cool as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends
9) and.. you were to busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
11) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity
It has been news that Tiger Woods had knee surgery two days after finishing runner-up to Trevor Immelman at the Masters on Sunday may go some way to explaining the world No1′s relatively lackluster performance at Augusta National. Woods had arthroscopic surgery on his left knee to repair damaged cartilage and is expected to be out for four to six weeks. He will probably miss The Players Championship, dubbed by some as the fifth major, at Sawgrass in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, next month, but he expects to be fit for the US Open, at Torrey Pines, San Diego, in June.
Rumors were flying high about a possible rift between controversial actor Tom Cruise and his wife Katie Holmes on the one side and their seemingly good pals David and Victoria Beckham a few days ago. It was claimed that Cruise is worried that his wife might be setting too much store on the opinions and lifestyle of her good friend Posh Spice – among other things, following the same strict diet as Victoria and losing too much weight because of the 900 calories-a-day plan. However, there were others who noted that the reason for which Cruise was ditching the Beckham clan – which he so warmly welcomed to the States some time ago – was that the soccer player and his wife did not buy into his Scientology proselytizing and were unwilling to join the controversial cult. As things are now, it looks like Cruise is really stepping up his game, and his efforts to keep his wife Katie Holmes away from Victoria Beckham is apparently paying off.



